Name That Caption Contest

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Tyler Durden approved

Tom LaRock (aka @sqlrockstar on Twitter)  is holding a contest over at his book’s website, DBA Survivor: Become a Rock Star DBA, in which he asks folks to caption his website banner.

UPDATE: Here’s the banner in question:

I look at that picture and I can only think of one thing and that’s one of my favorite movies of all time, Fight Club. That being said the first caption entry is ‘You met me at a very strange time in my life’. I’ll update this post as I think of more. This entry is Tyler Durden approved.

Update: More entries

  • “…Therefore by optimizing your queries you can…HEY GET AWAY FROM MY SEGWAY!”
  • “First day of work and of COURSE I forgot to wear underwear. This won’t end well…”
  • “My database, I can not deny her. My database screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her DBA.”

3 thoughts on “Name That Caption Contest

  1. […] to get my entry in before it’s too late. Very entertaining answers so far from Brent Ozar, Jorge Segarra, and Jonathon Gardner and I’m sure many more are on the way. Visit’s […]

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  3. […] over at his book’s website but I never thought of joining the contest until I read Jorge Segarra’s entry. Basically, the contest is simple – you just give a caption to the header image of the […]

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