Name That Caption Contest

Tyler Durden approved

Tom LaRock (aka @sqlrockstar on Twitter)  is holding a contest over at his book’s website, DBA Survivor: Become a Rock Star DBA, in which he asks folks to caption his website banner.

UPDATE: Here’s the banner in question:

I look at that picture and I can only think of one thing and that’s one of my favorite movies of all time, Fight Club. That being said the first caption entry is ‘You met me at a very strange time in my life’. I’ll update this post as I think of more. This entry is Tyler Durden approved.

Update: More entries

  • “…Therefore by optimizing your queries you can…HEY GET AWAY FROM MY SEGWAY!”
  • “First day of work and of COURSE I forgot to wear underwear. This won’t end well…”
  • “My database, I can not deny her. My database screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her DBA.”
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